tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48591647825174605372024-03-05T03:54:09.503-05:00Back in JackHumor, horror, movies, TV and other fun stuff from the co-host of the Monster Men video podcast.Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.comBlogger245125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-69753480155835050692019-09-14T13:18:00.002-04:002019-09-14T14:48:12.112-04:00Wild Things<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><b>BH90210 Ep. 1.6</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Each week the show opened with a different character in a dream sequence at the Peach Pit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This week was particularly amusing as we saw old Steve Sanders confront young Steve </span><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif;">Sanders. He tells him to cut his hair and lose the belly shirts. Hell, that’s good advice, no matter who you are.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">The episode starts with gang awaiting on word on whether the reboot will be picked up or not. It’s between them and a reboot of <i>The OC.</i> There are focus groups being held, so Christine Elise Valentine tells the gang to get out there and promote the show. They can’t rest on their Beverly Hill laurels because Mischa Barton is working it hard, cooking fish at a Bait Shop pop-up. So, the gang pop over to a Peach Pit pop-up to drum up some buzz.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Despite a warning from Christine Elise Valentine, Tori Spelling manages to trick her assistant into sending her the focus group results. Naturally, they are <span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt;">devastated</span><!--EndFragment--> by the audience feedback. Most interesting was that a lot of the audience sensed a sexual chemistry between Brandon and Brenda. This news causes Shannen Doherty to have a racy dream about Priestley. (Which mortifies her.)<br /><br />HOLD THE DOOR! Is <i>Game of Thrones</i> is rubbing off the 90210 crowd? Could this mean <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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the Walsh twins might be the next Jamie and Cersei Lannister? You know what they say… <i>A Walsh always pays their debts.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">The best part of the Peach Pit pop-up scene also involved<i> </i>Shannen Doherty, when she arrives late, covered in blood. It’s as if she stepped off the set of a <i>Charmed</i> reboot. It turns out it’s just possum blood, which is disgusting. I would not eat in that place. How do you get to that Bait Shop pop-up?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Let’s look at the rest of the gang.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Gabby’s love triangle continued, as her husband and her forbidden lover finally met. Her husband immediately knew what was up. Gabby ‘fesses up and tells him the he’s her best friend. Did she just put her husband in the Friend Zone? That’s cold.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Jennie Garth was also mortified tonight when her IPA sipping booty guard reveals his new JG tattoo. Things are escalating too quickly for her. She’s more “Watch golf and chill” while he’s all inked up on love. So she ends it with him, but continues to try to restore her relationship with her daughter, who has taken a liking to Shannen Doherty. That kind of mortifies Garth. Ironically, thoughts of Jason Priestley don’t seem to mortify Garth at all.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Tori Spelling continues to deal with her depressed husband, who is not happy living in her shadow. Plus, she’s got the hots for Brian Austin Green, another guy who is frustrated by living in his wife’s shadow.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Green has the most ridiculous story line this week, which is saying a lot considering this episode includes a dream sequence of Shannen Doherty dressed as a goddess with an owl on her arm. He accepted Zach’s paternity claim without a DNA test, and then he’s angry when his wife does one behind his back. Turns out he’s not the dad. Zach did not technically lie, though. That’s what his mom told him. So Green agrees to act as a father figure until he finds his real dad. In a hilarious twist, Priestley recognizes the photo of the mom and realizes may have found his true son. But that was not the best twist of the night.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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chemistry and decide to pick things up when they get back to LA. But his hopes of a relationship with the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills hit a big snag when he learns that Anna is actually her daughter. My mind immediately went to that scene in <i>Wild Things</i> with Richards, <span class="st">Neve Campbell </span>and Matt Dillon. That’s probably not where this is headed, but a guy can dream, right?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Finally, we learn that reboot gets picked up! All is well for a moment, until Christine Elise Valentine informs them that they’ll have to reshoot the pilot, hire a new head writer and they’ll they'd have to film in Canada. This does not bode well for Anna and Garth’s whiny daughter.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-49449331169923583002019-09-07T11:35:00.001-04:002019-09-14T13:48:33.533-04:00How Do You Talk To An Angel?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b style="font-family: calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">BH90210
Ep. 1.5</b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">This
week’s BH90210 went to new heights. Actually, it went to <i><u>The </u>Heights</i>,
but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">The
big set fire has delayed shooting and so has the stalker, who is still at large. Two
things have to happen for the show to get back on track. First, there will be
an HR investigation looking into the personal business of all the cast, and no
improper behavior will be tolerated. Unfortunately, improper behavior is what
these people are best at. Second, the gang needs to find out who the stalker is
by the end of the day or else production will shut down for good. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">So,
the gang huddle-up at their favorite hotel and come up with a list of 125
potential suspects consisting of people that may have it in for them. This
includes celebrities like Christina Aguilera, Wayne Newton, Ivanka Trump,
Vanilla Ice ("he knows"), all the people in Saved By the Bell (which
would include Tiffani-Amber Thiessen), Paris Hilton, the prop guy from first
two seasons of 90210, Jerry Seinfeld, <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ben
Kenobi and Anakin Walker. There were more, but I could not keep up. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">They
keep coming up empty until Tori takes a bad fall down the stairs and has an
epiphany. Wait, she fell down the stairs. Could they be going there?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">How do you to talk to an angel, Donna?<br />
You let the stairs do the talking. That's how. </td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Tori
declares she knows who the stalker is and the gang head out to a local bar where we
hear a familiar song playing. There on stage is none other than <span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif;">Jamie</span><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-style: normal;">Freakin’</span><span class="st"><i> </i>Walters. Ray Pruitt himself,
and he’s singing his big hit from <i>The Heights</i>; </span><i>How Do You Talk
to an Angel. </i>Now, either they timed that visit perfectly to catch that
song, or it’s the only song he ever plays. My money is on the latter.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">The
gang confront Jamie as Tori explains that Ray <span class="st">Pruitt’s
fictional abuse actually did more damage to Walters' acting career than to Donna
Martin’s face. The best exchange is between </span>Shannen Doherty and Walters,
who don’t know who on earth the other is. Hell, Doherty doesn’t even know how
many seasons 90210 ran for after she left. And all Walters seems to know is how
to talk to an angel. He knows nothing about the fire on the set. In fact, he’s
now a fireman, so he’s the last person that would do something like that. Conveniently,
there is a news flash on the TV and the arsonist is revealed as Johnson Deitz,
the crazy fan that owned the stolen dress from the first episode. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">As
an apology to Walters for falsely and publicly accusing him of a crime, the
gang jump on stage for an encore of what else, but <i>How Do You Talk to an
Angel</i>. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">This
is the stuff that keeps me coming back week after week. I want fan service. Cameos,
references and callbacks to the original show. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh95mOVpyWom9LrsYsaxq8IqSPLNG8V-S5keUq2aRdQhO_afsoz11x-c-X-7D3XhLBLIuuF9LeH2D5zf__9p97Zq_NHVLirZHGb9vo0vSw5fGCQw-xmpShjIck3qxQGjsiYILEEni0FSwYS/s1600/Netflix-And-Chill.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="900" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh95mOVpyWom9LrsYsaxq8IqSPLNG8V-S5keUq2aRdQhO_afsoz11x-c-X-7D3XhLBLIuuF9LeH2D5zf__9p97Zq_NHVLirZHGb9vo0vSw5fGCQw-xmpShjIck3qxQGjsiYILEEni0FSwYS/s200/Netflix-And-Chill.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">In
other news, the running gag about political correctness and #MeToo continued this
week. Gabby is basking in the post-coital glow of her recent romp with Christine
Elise, but that buzz is killed quickly when Elise asks her to sign a consent
form before they do anymore romping. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Same
goes for Ian Ziering, who is getting very chummy with his favorite writer. The
sexual tension between the two is almost at a Sharknado level, but before that
twister can “touch down”, if you know what I mean, she asks him to sign a consent
form. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It's in the hole! </td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Meanwhile,
Jennie Garth is getting very cozy with her booty guard. They spend most of
their time watching golf and “sinking putts”, if you know what I mean. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Nobody
really cares about this plot line. Garth’s best moment is when she “busts” on
Tori Spelling for her fake boobs. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Speaking
of boobs, now that the show is back on track, Spelling and Brian Austin Green have
to film their big sex scene. She’s a nervous wreck, but he’s calm as a
cucumber. Priestly directs the scene, but after a few takes, Tori can’t handle it
and storms off set. Later, she hires Melanie, an Intimacy Coordinator to coach
her. Melanie keeps interrupting the scene to be sure Tori is comfortable. I believe
the term for this is <span class="e24kjd">Coitus interruptus, but I could be
wrong. </span>Like I said before, I don’t speak French. Or any other language.
I have a hard enough time with English. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Speaking
of hard, by the end of the episode, Tori has finally overcome her insecurities
and nails the “nailing” scene. Her performance is so good that Green actually
gets aroused. He must be a method actor. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">That
reminds me…<br />
What about Brian Austin Green and his stalker son? Amazingly, Green seems to
have accepted the fact that he is related to Zach without any kind of DNA
proof. He even offers to let Zach <a href="https://youtu.be/F53OuH8YukM" target="_blank">call him Dad</a>, but they quickly put the kibosh
on that. However, by the end of the show, Green does tell the rest of the gang
about his new, old son. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">But
what about that guy at the end of the show? The one who sneaks Zach’s water
bottle out of the recycling bin. Who the heck is he? Did Green hire him to investigate
his claim? Maybe Shannen Doherty did. Or maybe he’s just a guy that likes to
collect bottles and cans and return them for the deposit at the supermarket.
That’s my guess. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">We
shall see. Tata for now. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;">BH90210 Ep.
1.4</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;">This week’s
BH90210 started with a table reading of the pilot episode. Ian Ziering’s favorite
writer is devastated when her script is eviscerated by the cast. Each
actor complains that she simply is not being true to their characters. Except
Shannen Doherty. She does not complain a bit because she’s not even there. Her
negotiation is ongoing, so they bring in a reader for her. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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to produce a working script, the gang hole up in a lavish Beverly Hills hotel with plenty of interesting nooks and crannies that are perfect for sidebar
conversations, confrontations and the inevitable reconciliations.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;">Tori Spelling
finds herself more and more attracted to Brian Austin Green, which makes her
want to remove all of their love scenes. To her defense, they give the
impression that there are to be a whole lotta love scenes between the two. My
god… Is this show going to be on Fox or Skinamax? Tori is also frustrated that
her husband does not want to hang around while they doctor the script. That is
until he runs into Green’s pop star wife on his way out and they hit it off.
Then she becomes jealous. This poor guy can’t win.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFnCxsGQ1iKYYZ3_4ilhnFEudrsiVc1QiGkXaWvNdWAsK5OWUsVWLiXcmPqJPs8CMvHFOyLAaBmhZR-buPxLZcZk5N_V_rzkTu68NAaDMEb7Irqug4NAUwzMB9SHGzN3Y9UaS_nt57jKJq/s1600/glove.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="327" data-original-width="450" height="145" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFnCxsGQ1iKYYZ3_4ilhnFEudrsiVc1QiGkXaWvNdWAsK5OWUsVWLiXcmPqJPs8CMvHFOyLAaBmhZR-buPxLZcZk5N_V_rzkTu68NAaDMEb7Irqug4NAUwzMB9SHGzN3Y9UaS_nt57jKJq/s200/glove.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;">Brian Austin
Green and his pop star wife have enough problems of their own. After one of her
unreleased singles is leaked, they hire a private investigator who discovers
that Zak the stalker is the guilty party. It’s a mountain of evidence, since
Zak leaves all the clues out in his apartment, like his map, photos, Green’s
wallet and probably a document titled <i>How I Plan to Stalk Brian Austin
Green.</i> All that was missing was a bloody glove. <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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finally shows up and everyone finds out that she negotiated twice as much
salary for the show as everyone else. They are all perturbed until she explains
that she’s donating 100% of the money to orphans. I’d call BS, but the gang
accept it and move on.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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and her daughter continue to butt heads over her role in the show. Jennie’s
tire also gets slashed, meaning a stalker is still at large, until it’s
revealed that her daughter vandalized the car so that Wyatt the bodyguard would
stick around. Garth and Wyatt lean in for a smooch but stop when he states that
he can’t get involved with a client. Near miss. No problem. Garth fires him and
now it’s game on.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Gabby and Emily Valentine meet up for what Gabby thinks is a date. When she
realizes she misread the situation, she’s quite embarrassed. Later in the show,
in one of those nooks, the flirting continues and they almost kiss, but Gabby
stops again. Near miss. But it’s a short stop, and the two quickly decide that
life is too short and we get a full on make-out session. Game on, big time. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Throughout the episode our heroes continue to bicker and do everything but
write a script. What they don’t know is that Ian Ziering has been secretly
recording their arguments and sending the videos to the writer, who is holed up
in his car with her laptop. Just as it looks like they won’t have a script and
all lose their jobs, she arrives with a pile of scripts. They sit for another
table read and this time she’s knocked it out of the park. With a little help
from Steve Sanders.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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morning the gang head to the studio. There they find the words “STOP ACTING
LIKE I’M NOT EVEN HERE” scrawled across the door of the set. Then the doors
burst open and we see that the Peach Pit is on fire.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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arsonist? Who’s been left out? One of the Walsh parents? Tiffany Amber
Thiessen? Jamie<i> </i>Walters? Joe E. Tata? Muntz? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm3J2zvN3KxEo5Mt1yS1FOqzQmTlfXIq9oIu6uPDMoXntWtyVch487KMAYtd9FbuIu0qkRLeR56p6qoCeoUluIHMSIfhZLFxQu_qzGpE3rJWYDUcL2xLOWDN57h_xtGdm-jGR3gLPHS4UA/s1600/emily_black.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1145" data-original-width="750" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm3J2zvN3KxEo5Mt1yS1FOqzQmTlfXIq9oIu6uPDMoXntWtyVch487KMAYtd9FbuIu0qkRLeR56p6qoCeoUluIHMSIfhZLFxQu_qzGpE3rJWYDUcL2xLOWDN57h_xtGdm-jGR3gLPHS4UA/s320/emily_black.png" width="209" /></a><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;">My money is on
Christine Elise. Why not make her as crazy as Emily Valentine? End the season
with her going to jail and Tori Spelling gets her job at Fox. Maybe Gabby is
her accomplice and she goes to jail too and we get a new Netflix prison show
called <i>Emily is the New Black</i>. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span class="st"><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">It’s in this boardroom scene that two amazing things happen. First Spelling, while complimenting Elise on her work as Emily Valentine, also mentions Chucky, referring to Elise’s role in <i>Child’s Play 2</i>. (Like I did last week.) Then, the magic really happened. <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Elise </span>calls out Tori with a HUGE Nat reference<i>: </i></span></span><i><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“Have you reached out to Joe E. Tata yet? Maybe he’d like to be the CEO of Fox!”<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></div>
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Spelling’s road to a 90210 reunion starts in a boardroom, where the FOX executives
are surprisingly open to the idea, assuming the entire cast is onboard. Unfortunately
for Tori, none of them are. Even if they were, they agree, you’ll never get
Shannen. She’s too busy saving the seals. </span></span></div>
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clearly is a fictional Shannen Doherty, because in our world, we have not seen
much of her since she left <i>Charmed</i> and <a href="https://youtu.be/0ufTb8jcN8M" target="_blank"><i>Scare Tactics</i></a>. I
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of the executives is a longtime fan of The Niner and mentions that she used to
have all of the 90210 dolls. Tori tells her she has the entire set, and then
proceeds to pose them in a Peach Pit play-set as she assembles the cast for the reunion.
I will refer to these as Chekhov's Dolls, because like <a href="https://www.nownovel.com/blog/use-chekhovs-gun/">Chekhov's Gun,</a> <span class="e24kjd">they are showing us the dolls now, and they are going to fire the
dolls later on in the show. Well, not literally fire them, but they’ll come
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gang reunite at what seems like a red-carpet event, but it’s just their court
date for their shenanigans in Sin City. What happened in Vegas did not stay in
Vegas, and now Tori owes $100,000 to the creepy fan that owns the dress she
stole. After a lot of bickering, each one of our heroes turns down the
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Ziering signs a poster for a fan. When this show first came back, I
was kind of hoping that Tara Reid would show up as Ziering’s half-robot wife,
like in <i>Sharknado.</i> I guess these writers just didn’t have the nards to go
there. Missed opportunity. </span></span><br />
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was basically a series of scenes where someone was pissed off by someone else and
then at the end of the show, they both apologize and reconcile. Also, Tori
Spelling decides that indulging the demands of the cast is the fastest way to
get them onboard with the show. Let’s take a quick look at how it plays out. </span></span></div>
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Garth and her daughter are at odds because her daughter is auditioning for
parts and Jennie does not want her acting. This conflict is enough to keep
Jennie from joining the reunion. That is until Tori decides to cast Garth’s daughter
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I remember correctly, Ian Ziering is hesitant to do the show because his impending
divorce could cost him half of what he earns. However, he’s on board if Tori
agrees to some kind of co-branding scheme and maybe some product placement. I don’t
know. My mind was wandering. Just remember… Sharknado. </span></span></div>
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is still dealing with the actor that he punched. Gabriel, being part of the Actor's
Guild, is able to negotiate a settlement. Priestley must play a super villain on
a show and as a bonus, he gets kicked in the nards. But that’s not the last
time he’ll get kicked in the nards. Later on, we find out that the new writer
for 90210 is this shady guy who’s been blackmailing Priestley’s wife. Turns out
he also is the one who got her pregnant. BAM! Another shot in the nards to our
hero. (This time figuratively, but probably more painful.) On the bright side,
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is the easiest of them all. Not easy as in “She kissed the first girl that made
a pass at her.” No, all she really wants is for the Andrea character to be
exploring her sexuality. Gabriel also comes clean with her husband about her
escapades. </span></span></div>
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Austin Green bombs at an audition but still gets the part in the movie because
his pop star wife promised to do a song for the film. He’s all pissy about it
until he calls his best friend, Shannen Doherty, who reminds him that he’s
being a schmuck and to lighten up, all while she’s saving a seal on a beach. So Green joins the show instead of doing the movie.
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Green’s stalker is watching as he reconciles with his wife, and it is revealed that
he has all of the cast members pictures on his computer. We all know that’s the
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Chekhov's Dolls. If you show a doll at the beginning of the show, you must use it at the end of the show. Each of the 90210 gang gets a doll of themselves, one more
mutilated than the next. It’s quite disturbing and it’s also a terrible waste,
because you can get some pretty good cash for those things <a href="https://www.ebay.com/itm/Beverly-Hills-90210-Complete-Set-5-BrandoN-Kelly-Donna-Brenda-Dylan-1991-Sealed/153602951611?hash=item23c37309bb:g:AlUAAOSwuhNdUz1k">on eBay.</a> But... did the stalker send the dolls, or was he a just a red herring? </span></span></div>
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but not least, let’s talk about the highlight of the show. <b>“Holy Emily
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FOX. I’m glad she made something of herself. I haven’t really seen much of her besides
90210 and Child’s Play 2. I can’t wait to see what kind of trouble she causes. </span></i></span></span></div>
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we were treated to the premiere of <i>BH90210</i>, a “meta-reboot" of the
series, where the original cast reunites, playing “heightened versions” of
themselves. It’s a West Beverly take on the seventh season of <i>Curb Your
Enthusiasm</i>, when the Seinfeld cast played themselves, reuniting to
film a final season. Needless to say, 90210 fans could not curb their
enthusiasm for this momentous event. </span></span></span></div>
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was a lot to take in and I’m trying to remember everything that
happened. Let’s see…</span></span></span></div>
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open in the Peach Pit, now owned by Brandon and Kelly. David and Donna smooch in
a booth as “I Want to Sex You Up” serenades them from the jukebox. Soon Andrea
and Steve are at the counter. Suddenly, Tori Spelling awakens from a dream,
screaming, much to the chagrin of her best friend, Jenny Garth. The real
nightmare here for Tori Spelling may be that she is forced to fly coach these days.
Apparently, times are tough in the Spelling household. </span></span></span></div>
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of our old friends are reuniting for a 90210 convention. Here’s where everyone
is these days… forgive me if my facts aren’t straight. I was not taking notes. </span></span></span>
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</span></span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Tori Spelling is working on her reality show
and it just got cancelled. She also looking a bit like Joan Rivers these days,
or maybe the Joker. Turns out, she’s a little nervous to see Brian Austin Green
because he deflowered her back in high school. </span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">My TV love, Jenny Garth, is heading into a
divorce of her third marriage. (I may finally have a shot.) She’s a bit of a
mess but looks great. </span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Sharkna-NO! Ian Ziering has just published a
fitness book with his hot young wife. He has not aged a bit. (Also worth
noting, there was not one mention of Sharknado. Sad.)</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Gabrielle Carteris looks the same too. She
looked like a grandmother when she was on the original show, and now she’s an
actual grandmother on this one. </span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Brian Austin Green is not married to Megan Fox
in this reality, but he does have a famous wife. She’s a pop star and he seems
to live in her shadow. Ironically, in the “heightened version” of my life, I’m
married to Megan Fox and she’s living in my shadow. </span></span></span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Jason Priestley is a director and recently got
in some hot water for punching an actor on set. He hurt his wrist and possibly
his career. He’s married to Vanessa Minnillo Lachey, who is his publicist or
something. He also likes to wear hipster scarves. </span></span></span></div>
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some awkward greetings, our heroes assemble for a panel at the Ninercon. It is
here that a couple of key things happen. A fan reveals Jenny Garth’s divorce,
which she was keeping secret. Another fan, who seems like a bit of a loner,
asks Green a question and we’re pretty sure we have a stalker on our hands.
Then, it’s the moment we’ve been waiting for…</span></span></span></div>
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finally get a brief appearance by Shannnen Doherty when she surprise-Skype's
into the panel. Looks like she’s some kind of new age animal rights activist
these days. I’ll assume it is witchcraft and hope that a similar <i>Charmed</i> reunion
is on the way. </span></span></span></div>
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the panel, our heroes are rattled and naturally start drinking. That’s when the
fun starts. Jenny Garth starts flirting with a guy at the pool. Gabrielle
Carteris is approached by an amorous, female bartender and begins to question
her own sexuality, as she admits to the ambiguity of Andrea Zuckerman’s
preferences. And by questioning, I mean they kiss. </span></span></span></div>
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of kissing, Jenny Garth ditches the pool boy after he accidentally calls her
Kelly, and she ends up in bed with Priestly. </span></span></span></div>
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some point, a drunk Tori Spelling spots her old, puffy red dress from the show in
a case and decides to break the glass and steal it. The gang retreats to
Green’s private plane, where tensions between them start to arise. It doesn’t
help that Ziering’s wife inadvertently butt dials and Facetimes him as she’s hooking
up with another man. </span></span></span></div>
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plane lands and the gang is arrested. Each once goes home to their own, private
drama. Ziering starts looking at his pre-nup. Carteris awkwardly reunites with
her husband. Priestley comes close to confessing his affair to his wife, but
she interrupts him with the news that she’s pregnant. D’oh! </span></span></span></div>
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arrest actually helps Green’s street cred and he starts trending on social
media. Now he’s ready to get back in the game. Unfortunately, his stalker found
his wallet and is now watching him through the gate.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span></span></div>
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Jenny Garth stops by Casa Spelling, where Tori’s kids are watching 90210 for
the first time. That’s when an idea hits Tori… almost as hard as Ray Pruit
shoved Donna Martin against a wall. They should do a 90210 reunion show! Crazy?
Yes. But it just might work. </span></span></span></div>
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there you have it. I did not know what to expect going into this, but I should
not have been surprised by what we got. A very schlocky show that was fun in
all the right 90210 ways. The cast seems thrilled to be working again and doing
their best to flex their dramatic and comedic chops. Hell, Spelling and Garth
seem to think they are the new Laverne and Shirley. </span></span></span></div>
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tells me that someday, we’re going to look back on this a lot like many of us
look back at those <i>Brady Bunch </i>reunion shows from the 90s and think; “Oh
yeah, I forgot about that. Didn’t Bobby become a race car driver? And he was
married to Martha Quinn from MTV? Yeah, I remember that now. Didn’t he end up
in a wheelchair or something? I remember thinking it was a bit dark for the
Brady Bunch.” </span></span></span></div>
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really looking forward to seeing more Shannnen Doherty next week as well as the
eventual return of Emily Valentine. I’m also holding my breath that we’ll get a
cameo from some other old friends, like Vanessa Marcil, <span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Tiffani Amber
Thiessen, Muntz and most of all, Joe E. Tata. I know he’s pretty old, but we
want Nat! I’d also include Rebecca Gayheart, but her character was
assassinated, so I guess that won’t work. </span></span></span></span></div>
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Perry, who tragically passed away recently and was the cornerstone of the show.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They mentioned him a few times and even made
a nice toast to him during the plane scene. Then they closed out the episode
with a clip from the original show where Brandon and Dylan pull up to the beach
and Dylan says </span><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“Welcome to paradise, man. Welcome to your dream come true.”</span></span></span></div>
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for now. </span></span></span></div>
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Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-39144341554795797792018-06-08T12:56:00.001-04:002018-06-08T13:04:14.641-04:00Happy Death Day to You<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's been a while since I've updated this blog. I've been busy podcasting with Monster Men and the Final Guys.<br />
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Incredibly, the <a href="http://finalguys.com/" target="_blank">Final Guys</a> podcast just celebrated our first anniversary. Where does the time go? It's been fun so far and it's only getting better. Recently we added movie and book reviews to the site and we are featuring articles by a variety of writers from the FG community. <br />
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Here's my first submission to get you started. Check it out. <br />
<a href="http://finalguys.com/2018/06/07/happy-death-day-2017/" target="_blank">Happy Death Day</a> (2017)<br />
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<br />Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-30044346517787814302016-01-20T21:33:00.002-05:002016-01-21T13:28:31.757-05:00My 13 Favorite Horror Movies of 2015<style>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11.0pt;">Here it is,
my thirteen favorite horror movies of 2015. I’m happy to say, it was a really
good year for horror. It was very hard to narrow down this list. I hope you walk away with a few new movies to check out and hopefully enjoy them
as much as I did. Before we begin, let’s talk a little about how I made my
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First I ask myself, "Would I ever watch it again?" If yes, that’s
huge. Then I think about how I felt immediately after I watched the film. The
bottom line? The better I felt about the money or time I invested in the
watching film, the better it did on my list. </span><span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11.0pt;"></span></div>
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about this movie about a family that is hiding in a bomb shelter after some
sort of zombie-like breakout, but I was pleasantly surprised by just how good
it is. This movie takes an unexpected turn that elevates it from good to great.
I don’t want to give anything away. Just see it.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> </b></span></div>
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as the star of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Psych</i>. On All Hallow's
Eve, three quirky, cannibalistic, costumed misfits seize a Mexican cantina and
the captured staff members end up on the menu. Hilarity and violence ensues. If
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the TV shows <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The League</i> and <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Mindy Project,</i> and he’s great in
both. So when I saw he was starring in a found-footage horror movie that he
co-wrote and produced, I was curious. I did not think of him in that light.
Turns out, this is a heck of a movie, and as the title suggests, it’s genuinely
creepy. Duplass gives an outstanding and courageous performance that carries
the film. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Creep</i> is also one of the
best executions of found-footage you’ll ever see. It’s a movie you have to see
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a movie. And I mean HELL. It’s kind of like <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Assault
on Precinct 13</i> meets <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Event Horizon. </i>A
mysterious stranger comes to a small town jail and all hell breaks loose,
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outrageous movie has been described as <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Mad
Max</i> meets <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Dawn of the Dead.</i> That’s
a pretty good place to start, but there’s so much more to this wild,
over-the-top film. It’s crazy. When I initially saw the trailer, I wanted
nothing to do with it. It looked like a SyFy channel reject, but luckily the
rave reviews I kept reading changed my mind. This movie is an action-packed,
blood soaked romp with a ton of laughs. It goes places no other zombie movie
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most people, but I enjoyed the hell out of it. It reminded me of those old B
slasher flicks I’d rent in the 80’s. Impossibly hot girls, a crazy masked
killer and stylized kills throughout the film. What more do you need? <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> </b></span><span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11.0pt;"></span></div>
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where to put this movie, because it’s really more of a western that has a
secret horror movie surprise inside. But, when you factor in how great the cast
is, how entertaining the movie is and just how awesome the horror parts are,
you’ve got to put this right up with the best of the best. Plus, it’s got Kurt
Russell, and he’s the man. The savages in this movie are terrifying and brutal.
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but that might not be doing it justice. This is a very smart movie,
dressed up like a silly movie. Don’t be fooled and don’t miss out. Ryan
Reynolds stars as Jerry, a simple, child-like fellow who lives with his the cat
and dog. His pets also speak to him. You see, Jerry suffers from delusions and
hallucinations. One night, after accidentally killing the co-worker he has a
crush on, things start to go down a disturbing path. This movie can be light
and funny, but has a dark side, and by dark, I mean pitch black. Bolstered by stellar
performances by Reynolds, Gemma Arterton and Anna Kendrick, this is one of the
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">5. He Never Died</b> – This bloody
horror comedy came to my attention at the very end of 2015 and was one of the
last movies I saw before I finalized this list. It rides on the shoulders of
Henry Rollins, who gives an amazing deadpan performance as a seemingly immortal
loner with a taste for flesh and blood, who really just wants to be left alone.
The writing in the movie is fantastic. There are so many terrific lines and
quirky moments to savor in this film. Plus tons of brutal action,
violence and gore. This movie is a blast.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> </b></span><span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11.0pt;"></span></div>
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horror comedy that has elements <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Evil
Dead, Dead Alive, Bill and Ted </i>and maybe even a little <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Spinal Tap</i>. It has some spectacularly funny moments along with a
lot of crazy, frenetic violence and a lot of blood. Plus, this movie boasts a
kill via a “sexual implement” that is one of the best scenes you’ll ever see in
a horror flick. You really have to check this movie out.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> </b></span><br />
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is the only movie on my list that I have bought, and it’s the one I will watch
the most for years to come. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">What We Do In
the Shadows</i> is a hilarious horror-themed comedy about a group of vampires
sharing a flat and trying to cope with modern life. It very cleverly takes on
many of the tropes of the vampire mythos. I love <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Flight of the Conchords </i>and<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> </i>I
am a huge vampire fan<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">, </i>so it’s right
up my alley. Plus, it has the best quote of the year; “We're Werewolves, not
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the number two slot only because it’s more of a sci-fi movie with nice horror
undertone to it. There are all kinds of classic horror themes floating around
here, in the vein of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Frankenstein </i>and
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Blade Runner.</i> It’s the whole “man
playing God” thing. This movie boasts a killer cast and amazing writing. It
grabs you from the first frame and never lets you go. It also has the best
dance scene of the year, by far. <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> </b></span><span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11.0pt;"></span></div>
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one spot on my list, not because it’s necessarily the best movie, but because
it is the most interesting and polarizing movie. (For the record, I really
liked it.) The sexually transmitted curse is such an original concept; it could
win on that premise alone, but this a movie that builds tension like few
others. You never know when or where the killer will appear, or what it will
look like. It’s also a love letter to John Carpenter. Like it or not, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">It Follows </i>is the must see movie of the
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check out my Monster Men partner Hunter Shea's list and see what his favorites
were. Then watch for our new show where we compare our lists and discuss every
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Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-80855576848676369232015-05-31T11:34:00.001-04:002015-06-01T13:06:59.078-04:00The Seven Must See Dracula Movies<b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Good Evening.</span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dracula lives forever... and not just because he's a vampire. He's a great character. Dracula has endured so long partially because he is constantly being reinterpreted by new actors and directors and new generations of fans. Like Sherlock Holmes, James Bond and Batman, the Count is being reinvented by each generation and being taken to new and interesting places. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">That said, part of the fun is always debating who the was the best Dracula. Everyone has their own opinion, but in order to answer the question, you really should be familiar with some of the most significant players. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Here are the seven interpretations of Dracula that I consider "must see" movies for fans of the Count and vampire aficionados in general. These movies vary in style and quality and some stay much truer to the book than others. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">For instance, Christopher Lee's first Dracula film, <i>Horror of Dracula</i>, is nothing like the book. Look for <i>Count Dracula </i>(1970) for a more faithful adaptation of Stoker's novel starring Lee. However, <i>Horror of Dracula</i> is arguably Lee's most definitive Dracula movie. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Who your definitive Dracula is probably has to do with who played him when you first fell in love with the character. For me it's Christopher Lee, whose Hammer films kept me up many a night as a little kid. However, it's the 1977 BBC version that is my favorite interpretation of Stoker's book. </span></span><br />
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Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-29252408521004099502015-05-04T17:01:00.001-04:002015-05-04T17:03:17.138-04:00Vegetarian Werewolves, Blue Aliens, Evil Trees and Monster MenI am way behind on posting Monster Men shows and we have had some great guest lately. We really cover a lot of the horror landscape with shows about horror for children, alien invasions and a cursed tree that drives people to murder. It's a ton of fun. Enjoy.<br />
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</style>The guitar work in Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb is spectacular, partially because of the emotion and drama that it conveys and partially because it's just plain an awesome song that was made for tearing up on a guitar. Here are ten talented female guitarists doing David Gilmour proud. We start with the amazing Emily Hastings and then we follow
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Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-7252378665454599312015-03-21T09:19:00.000-04:002015-03-21T09:20:09.632-04:00Monster Men Ep. 78: The Horror Movies of IFC Midnight A new Monster Men is up. If you are looking for a good horror movie to rent tonight, look up the films that IFC Midnight distribute. It's your horror TV Guide for the next year.<br />
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The premise of <i>Drinking with Jason </i>is simple. Jason and his guests choose a beverage and then have a chat online over a few drinks.<br />
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Hunter went first and it's a great show. Listening to two horror authors discuss the writing process and the business of writing is interesting enough, but with these two it turns into a hilarious and engaging conversation. Plus, Hunter has a bunch of great ghost stories that you won't want to miss.<br />
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Then I took a turn tipping pints with Jason and I had a blast. We covered a lot of ground, including my writing and podcasting work over the years. Highlights include The <a href="http://www.9inchmarketing.com/seminars-and-workshops/" target="_blank">Purple Goldfish Project</a>, my 24 blog, <a href="http://www.darkdossier.com/" target="_blank">Dark Dossier</a> magazine and the birth of the Monster Men. We also talk about a lot of horror movies and I tell a few stories about some of the ghostly places I have explored, including infamous Danvers State Hospital and <span class="st">Lunatic Asylum. It's a pretty funny conversation and I hope you enjoy it.</span><br />
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<span class="st">Thanks to Jason for having us on. Please check out <a href="http://www.authorjasonbrant.com/" target="_blank">Jason Brant's</a> books and support his new show. </span><br />
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<br />Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-50848719103147917802015-03-07T10:57:00.001-05:002015-03-07T11:01:23.312-05:00Live Long and ProsperIt's the Monster Men tribute to Leonard Nimoy. To the man who was Spock & host of IN SEARCH OF. <br />
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Monster Men 77- In Search Of: A True Legend <br />
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And don't miss this one. Monster Men 76: Hammer Glamour & Horror Book Reviews <br />
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This episode of Monster Men has it all, including the smoking hot women of
Hammer horror, vampires, possession, Krampus, toxic monsters and zombie
Jughead. - Featuring books by <a class="profileLink" data-gt="{"entity_id":"262124000535069","entity_path":"\/ajax\/pagelet\/generic.php:PagePostsSectionPagelet"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=262124000535069" href="https://www.facebook.com/jmbrant">Jason Brant</a>, Jonathan Janz, <a class="profileLink" data-gt="{"entity_id":"1416790275232431","entity_path":"\/ajax\/pagelet\/generic.php:PagePostsSectionPagelet"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=1416790275232431" href="https://www.facebook.com/AuthorMattManochio">Matt Manochio</a>, <a class="profileLink" data-gt="{"entity_id":"119863381423410","entity_path":"\/ajax\/pagelet\/generic.php:PagePostsSectionPagelet"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=119863381423410" href="https://www.facebook.com/huntershea1">Hunter Shea</a>, David Bernstein, <a class="profileLink" data-gt="{"entity_id":"172907172791996","entity_path":"\/ajax\/pagelet\/generic.php:PagePostsSectionPagelet"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=172907172791996" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Russell-James-Author/172907172791996">Russell James- Author</a> and more.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/PdqZ0WCZZm8?rel=0" width="560"></iframe> Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-13931525680519350842015-02-21T09:22:00.000-05:002015-02-21T09:23:28.636-05:00Monster Men #75 - Island of the ForbiddenWelcome to the Island of the Forbidden<br />
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In this episode of Monster Men we celebrate the release of Island of the
Forbidden, the new ghostly novel by our own Hunter Shea. You’ll hear
the stories behind the book and also learn a little about the life of a
horror author.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/sr-F6GxbhjE?rel=0" width="560"></iframe>Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-49427275120019894932015-01-24T10:17:00.000-05:002015-01-24T10:50:48.583-05:00Monster Men Top Horror Movies of 2014 <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="userContent">It’s the Monster Men Top Horror Movies of
2014! We compare our lists of 13 favorite genre films of 2014. You’re
sure to pick up a few good flicks for Netflix or Amazon Prime. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2014 was an interesting year for horror movies. A lot of
the mainstream offerings, like <i>Dracula Untold</i>, <i>Annabelle</i> and <i>Deliver Us From Evil</i> simply did
not grab me with their trailers and I skipped them. I have to admit, I also
missed a few movies that I have heard good things about, like <i>Honeymoon</i>, <i>Dead Snow 2, Exists</i> and <i>As Above, So Below</i>. They are on my "to-do" list. However, I did see
enough good horror movies to make this list… even if not all of them may be
considered “horror” to a purist. I don’t care. This is my list and these movies
are really good and worth watching.<br /><br />Read this then c</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">heck out my Monster Men partner Hunter Shea's list over </span><a href="http://huntershea.com/2014/12/30/top-13-horror-movies-of-2014/" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" target="_blank">at his blog</a><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span></div>
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The boogieman is here and your mother may not be able to protect you. This
movie is getting rave reviews and it deserves them. This well written,
well-acted film draws its scares from both the terrifying title character and
the real life fears of a single mother and her troubled child. It is a very
intelligent and artistic horror movie. To be honest, <i>The Babadook</i> is
not for everyone. If you are into CG heavy movies, jump scares and torture/gore
fests, this might not be for you. It deals with depression, despair and isolation…
as well as the monster hiding in your closet. Not just a scary movie, <i>The
Babadook</i> is a horror film.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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This movie may not show up as a horror movie on a lot of lists, but it is
showing up on a lot of Oscar prediction lists and it deals with some pretty
frightening subject matter. A socially awkward loser finds his groove as a
crime scene videographer with a knack for getting to the scene first and
getting the money shot… no matter what it takes. It’s brutal, edgy and
disturbing. Jake Gyllenhaal’s transformative performance as Louis Bloom is on
par with Heath Ledger’s Joker. It could win him an Academy Award. He’s clever, dangerous, manipulative and creepy as hell. Not technically a horror movie, but I’d guess
that horror fans will really like this film.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Okay, my top two movies are pretty intense and serious films. Now it’s time for
some fun. <i>Nurse 3D</i> is a blood soaked blast. Paz de la Huerta
and Katrina Bowden turn up the sex appeal to 11 in this romp about a demented
(and horny) nurse that doles out punishment to cheating men, or anyone else
that gets in her way. This movie is a blast.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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I had heard a lot good things about this movie and I am glad I decided to check
it out. The premise is that a horror movie director decides to blackmail a real
serial in order to get him to play a serial killer in his low budget slasher
film. This is a horror / dark comedy that derives a lot of its laughs from the
conversations and reactions of the people in the film, rather than from gags.
It’s a great movie that kicks into high gear in the third act. Stellar
performances and great writing really take this movie to the next level. Don’t
miss this one. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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What happens when a troubled teen is placed under house arrest in her mother’s
country home, when that house just may be haunted? <i>Shawn of the Dead</i> meets <i>The
Conjuring</i> comes to mind. <i>Housebound</i> is an excellent horror comedy
movie from New Zealand that is also an impressive murder mystery. It’s an
extremely clever film that has moments of genuine suspense and horror along
with plenty of laughs. This movie keeps you guessing, laughing and at the edge
of your seat the whole time. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i>Life After Beth,</i> the zombie movie with Aubrey Plaza from <i>Parks and Recreation</i>, is a very
polarizing film. I’ve seen this movie on many best and worst horror film lists.
As you can tell, I enjoyed it. More of a fresh, new twist on the zombie genre
than a traditional horror movie, this film boasts an all-star cast and a
twisted sense of humor. It’s not a flat out comedy, but it’s a very funny
movie, even though many of the characters are playing it totally straight.
I happen to like Aubrey Plaza and I think she knocks it out of the park.
I also think you’ll be astonished by the parade of familiar faces that grace
this movie including Dane DeHaan, Molly Shannon, Matthew Gray Gubler, John C.
Reilly and many more. A much better Zom-Rom-Com than <i>Warm Bodies</i>, in my opinion. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Just like I enjoyed <i>Life After Beth</i>
because it was a fresh take on zombies and I can say the same for <i>Afflicted</i> for
vampires, as well as the found footage genre. <i>Afflicted</i> follows two friends on a trip across Europe and the
aftermath of a strange encounter with a lovely, and toothy, young lady. The
movie was actually able to do something original with a vampire story and also
make a found footage movie that did not induce groans from its ridiculousness.
It actually had a good third act and ending... that’s pretty rare for a found
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Kevin Smith’s walrus themed horror movie left me speechless. Imagine <i>Clerks</i> meets <i>The
Human Centipede</i>. Now add a walrus, Canada and a podcaster. I am still not
sure what I think of <i>Tusk </i>except that
I think you need to see it. It is ridiculous, funny, disturbing and certainly
original. And memorable. I’m not sure if it’s a “good” movie or not, but it’s a
must see, just so you can talk about it. It seems destined to be a cult
classic.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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This is another movie that is more of a new spin on vampires than a bona
fide horror movie. Still, makes my list because of its stellar cast and
originality. Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton play two vampires/lovers who must
deal with the burden and boredom of immortality along with an out of control
sister who complicates and threatens everything. Have patience. The movie is
more of a slow burn, but it is an interesting and entertaining look at the long
life of a vampire in an ever-changing world. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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It was a good year for found footage movies. <i>The Sacrament</i> was
basically <i>The Blair Witch Project</i> in Jonestown. We are taken
to a remote village by a documentary film crew where a community lives under
the guidance of the Father, a leader clearly inspired by cults like Jim Jones
and Heaven’s Gate. Naturally, the film crew’s visit happens to occur at a very
inopportune time and we get to watch as all hell breaks loose. Ti West
continues to produce quality horror films and is really making a name for
himself in the genre. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Here’s another found footage movie that does something new and does it pretty
well. This time the focus is on an Alzheimer’s Patient who is possessed. This a
pretty cool approach to a possession movie and Jill Larson, who plays the title
character, turns in a very courageous performance. It’s a fun movie and a
perfect Netflix pick. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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This is just a fun and silly horror movie that feels like it could have been
made in the 80’s. Don’t think too much, just crack open a beer and enjoy the
show. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">First of all <b><i>Guardians
of the Galaxy</i> </b>was my favorite movie of the year. Action packed, spectacular
and hilarious. The most fun I had at the movies all year and the best
soundtrack by far. I AM GROOT!</span><br />
<i style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br />Captain America:
The Winter Solider</b></i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">. Man, Marvel was on a roll this year. This movie rocked
and it flipped the Marvel universe on its head. The inclusion of Black Widow
and the introduction of the Falcon only helped elevate this movie. Hail Hydra!</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><b style="font-style: italic;"><br />Birdman</b><i>:</i></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> The
trailer is very deceiving, but this movie is an example of great film making
and is filled with top notch performances and incredible cinematography. Michael Keaton
is amazing. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><b>X-Men: Days of
Future Past</b>.</i> A movie that attempts to fix the mistakes of the prior X-Men
films. Ignore the continuity problems and enjoy one of the best X-Men films of
them all. The Quicksilver scene alone is worth the price of admission. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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I have seen a lot of people announce that they are leaving Facebook.
(On LinkedIn, Twitter and even Facebook, ironically.) They are sick of
it, they spend too much time on it or maybe they just hate it. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">No
problem. To each his own. If you feel Facebook is infringing on your
time, you find yourself obsessed with it or you just don’t enjoy it… by
all means, let it go. It’s not for everyone. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'm
just sick of people making a big to-do about it. </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Instead of just leaving, they have to post something that usually comes off as condescending or smug. </span></span>They complain about
the Ice Bucket Challenge, selfies and how people don't have a real life
because they spend so much time in the online one. </span></span></span></span><br />
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I like Facebook. I have fun interacting with my friends and it has
brought me closer to some people that would have remained casual
acquaintances otherwise. I've also met a ton of new people through it. <br /><br />I’m not there for serious debates or hard news. There are plenty of other places for that.<br /><br />Sure,
it’s not perfect. There are tons of narcissists, annoying posts and
occasional fights… and maybe I do look at it a little more often that I
should on certain days. But it’s not hindering me. I still have a real
world social life. Actually, Facebook enhances my social life. Now when I
run into people I may not have seen in a while, we have some common
ground to talk about. <br /><br />I recently took a trip to London and my
friends loved the pictures I posted. And yes, they were selfies. I'm not
ashamed of that. I had fun taking them and my friends had fun
commenting on them. <br /><br />It’s also a great way to connect with others
for a shared experience… like during the Boston Marathon events or more
recently with the death of Robin Williams. And I love the Ice Bucket
Challenge. A ton of fun and raising a pile of cash for a great cause. It
will be THE social media case study that people refer to for years. <br /><br />And one more thing… there is nothing better than all the birthday wishes you get on Facebook. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So
if you don't want to do Facebook anymore, no problem. Just go. We'll
miss you, but we don't need your drama or your lectures. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">As for me, I’m staying. </span></span><br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/B_iCIg2oCCs?rel=0" width="420"></iframe>Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-22453817329321391612014-08-14T11:03:00.002-04:002014-08-14T11:03:58.708-04:00Monster Men Live! <span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 20px; orphans: auto; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px;">It's the MONSTER MEN show recorded live from the MONTAUK MONSTER book launch and signing event in Barnes & Noble, Yonkers, NY. We love doing the show in front of an audience and this event was a blast.</span><br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rOBPHbB_Wig" width="560"></iframe>Jack C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17164429000682432886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4859164782517460537.post-60800077415470667472014-07-22T16:03:00.000-04:002014-07-22T16:38:56.949-04:00Recommended Summer Reading: The Montauk Monster <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">If <i>JAWS</i> made you think twice about going in the water, <i>The Montauk Monster</i> will make you skip the entire trip to the beach.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">This is one of Hunter Shea's best novels, if not his best to date. This book is not just a fantastic summer read, it's a ton of fun and non-stop action thriller from cover to cover.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br style="background-color: white; color: black; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">You ever see pictures of those strange animal carcasses that occasionally wash up on the beach, and no one can identify what they are? They seem to be hideous conglomerations of several animals. Well, Shea takes this real life phenomena and spins a hell of a tale with it. One that involves ravenous creatures, deadly pathogens, conspiracies and tons of bullets and blood.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br style="background-color: white; color: black; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">One of Shea's trademarks is the crazy, "all hell's breaking loose" kind of finales to his stories. This book is no exception... <b>AND HOW! </b>The story takes very little time to get cooking and never let's up once it gets going.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">I really enjoyed this one. <b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0786034750/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_7kSZtb0AXXHWKXCX" target="_blank">Go get it</a>.</b></span></span><br />
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