This week we pick up with Navarro and Ritter dusting
themselves off at the ruins of their botched raid while President Heller
attempts to explain what happened to the Prime Minister. He tells the PM about
his plan to unleash Jack Bauer on Rask, the arms dealer that can lead them to
Margot. The PM is pretty leery of this and demands access to all the data on
the drone program and they agree that the US will coordinate the RAF on air
sweeps for the drones. This is a good idea, as the Brits are famous for their
sweeping abilities. Just look at how clean their chim-chimneys are.
Heller tells Navarro to get Jack everything he needs for his
mission to find Rask. This includes some snazzy new threads, a sexy sidekick
named Agent Morgan… and of course, a new Jack Sack. Morgan is surprised to be
called back into action and heads over to meet Mr. Bauer.
However, the Prime Minister’s got a hot sidekick of his own,
and she has gotten wind of Heller’s Alzheimer’s problem. So now the PM is even
more unsure of the President. Naturally, this means he will go behind
Heller’s back instead of talking to him, and he orders MI-5 to track Bauer’s
movements.
Back at Casa Al-Harazi, Ian flies his drone amongst the
clouds while questioning his mother’s judgment by shooting Navid in front of
Simone. Margot replies, in her best Dave Chappelle/Rick James voice, “What did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP!” and whacks him right in the kisser. It’s not wise to question Mommy
Dearest.
Then after listening to a voice mail on dead Navid’s phone,
Margot sends Simone off to see if Navid’s sister knows anything about their
operation. So Simone goes and meets up with Navid’s sister and daughter, ‘Lil
Jasmine. Although Simone thinks they are ignorant of the plan, Margot orders
Simone to take them out. Simone tries to warn them, but Navid’s sister is
spooked and tries to call the cops. Simone ends up stabbing her while little
Jasmine watches. ‘Lil Jasmine takes off like a rabbit at the dog track and
Simone chases her into traffic. Then, instead of catching ‘Lil Jasmine, Simone
catches the 4:55 Double Decker bus to Notting Hill… the hard way. The bus
creams her and the last we see of Simone is her bloody body lying on the road.
#BauerInAvengers |
Anyway, the plan is to present Morgan to Rask as the CIA
agent that another guy ratted to, so Rask won’t suspect Jack anymore. This
sounds like a great idea, but it gets even better. Then Jack suggests they
sedate Morgan, throw her in the trunk and she can be unconscious the whole time
while Jack gets the info they need. Sexy Morgan is no stranger to creepy guys
wanting to roofie her, but she trusts Jack and actually gives herself the shot.
But MI-5 is watching and when they see Jack put Morgan in the trunk, they
consider it a red flag and send a squad to intercept Jack, whom they think has
betrayed the President.
While all this is happening, Mark Boudreau gets a call from
the Russians, who have gotten his forged promissory note concerning Jack. They
are anxious to get their hands on him. Not wanting to get busted, he asks the
scary Russian guy if they can discuss the matter later, off the record. So
obviously he’s going to betray Jack and the President before the day is done.
Rask is not happy to see Jack and roughs him up a bit before
Jack shows him Morgan in the trunk. Rask happens to have something that will
wake up Morgan so they can interrogate her, so the plan is already going to
hell. But all Jack needs to do is get Rask to log into a bank website and Chloe
can upload a virus that will allow them to track Margot’s transactions in the
account.
Rask is familiar with the bank and asks Jack if he dealt
with a guy named Metzger while he was there, and
demands that Jack tell him Metzger’s first name. Chloe can hack into the U.S.
Embassy’s security camera system, but she can’t seem to access the bank’s phone
list to see if there even is a Metzger. Jack tells Rask there is no Metzger and
Rask threatens to shoot him. He asks again and Jack says that’s his final
answer. Turns out he’s right and he and Rask have a nice laugh over it.
Meanwhile, Sexy Morgan is woken up
and strung up by Rask’s goons and they begin to torture her. They cut her,
splash her with filthy water and then go to the old 24 standby, the electric
shocker. How many times have we seen Jack in this situation? Things are looking
bad for Morgan, and they get even worse when Belcheck
gets captured by the MI-5 team. He had taken a sniper position and was about to
take out her captors. Instead, MI-5 storms the building just as Rask is logging
into the site. But he did not click enter yet. Oh crap!
Riggs Style |
Oh, and did I mention she is badass?
While the bullets fly, Jack presses enter and Chloe’s
program goes to work. The MI-5 team and Jack take out a bunch of Rask’s men,
but Rask starts mowing them down like bowling pins. Jack subdues Rask, but he
pulls a grenade and kills pretty much everyone except for Jack and Morgan.
Chloe gets a hit on a cell phone and our heroes head off to find it. (Guess
what. It’s Simone’s phone.)
Take out Bauer... and Gadget too, while you're at it. |
So there it is. Navarro is the mole we have all been waiting
for. (Guacamole!)
Next week: It’s five o’clock
somewhere. Jack visits Simone in the hospital while Margot has a gift delivered
by priority drone mail. Meanwhile, Jimmy Buffet enjoys a Hurricane with Alan
Jackson.
Bauer Bonus
I wanted to end this week with a little game called Find Goth Chloe. It's simple. Look at the picture to the left and tell me which one is Chloe. Good luck.
Find Goth Chloe |
I wanted to end this week with a little game called Find Goth Chloe. It's simple. Look at the picture to the left and tell me which one is Chloe. Good luck.
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